An apologetic letter to my blog

Well, hey!  It's been a while.
Do you remember me?
I totally understand if you don't.  I mean, I'm just the person who created you and all.
Seriously, I know how easy it is to forget your creator if they aren't visible.
The difference between us, of course, is that your creator has been totally absent, whereas mine never is.
You have a better excuse.

I've been thinking.
It's not good for you to be alone this much.
It's also not good for me to be under a lot of pressure to post on you.  You're fun and all, but there are days when I simply don't have time.  Lots of days.
So I came up with a solution.
What if I try to post on you once a week, on average?
Would that curb some of your loneliness?
Would you finally believe that I care about you?
Would that dry some of your invisible tears?
Do blogs even cry?  Somehow, I doubt it.  Oh, well, it's a good thing that you have such a great understanding of metaphors.  That's something I appreciate about you.

I'm going to close now, before this gets even more ridiculous.

Lovingly,
Julianne

P.S.  Did I mention that my camera is broken?  I didn't?  Well, it is.  So we're going to have to put up with whatever pictures I can manage to take with my webcam.  I'm sorry.  You deserve better.